Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Voldemoog Cat Sues Harry Potter Writer for ₤50,000,000

When asked if the fuzzy namesake of J.K. Rowling's venomous He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named would accept a reasonable settlement, Voldemoog was rumored to reply:

"MeowmeowMeowMOEWMEOWMeowmeowMEOWMeowmeowmeowMeow 
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!Meowmeow."

Though the Earless, Noseless Tabby is only four-years old, its lawyers feel confident they can mount a strong copyright infingement case against Dame Rowling. They're currently appealing to the RSPCA and the Fans of Philip Pullman Organization for support. 

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