Elton John-Sea Lion Graft Goes Horribly Wrong...

Doctor's in England remain baffled by what should have been a routine human-pinniped augmentation procedure; Partner David Furnish has been quoted as saying he'll sue... (though there has also been talk of a new Rock-and-Roll Madonna/Grey Seal tour in the works.)

More on this fishy tale as details trickle in; and a round-up (with tooting horns) after local news.