"Killer Ked" makes break after Canadian SWAT team shoots unidentified High Top |
The murderous moccasin ran afoul of police thanks to an anonymous tip (this reporter has it) from a pair of ratty spats. The police are refusing further comment until family members, and their respective footwear, can be notified. No motive has yet been released for why this lone sneaker went on a killing spree last week, gunning down six people at a local Foot Locker (or how it even fired a gun). YJD recently learned, however, that Ked may also have been given the boot--by a boot--a week previous.
In addition to "Killer Ked's" mate, the sneaker is survived by a pair of grey galoshes and his faithful "dogs" both mukluks. He leaves behind twin set of baby booties, still unbronzed.
"Lie and the world lies with you, sooth and you sooth alone" Y.J.
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