This Just In Again! Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig will be co-starring on Broadway in play this fall by Keith... wait for it... Huff, entitled "A Steady Rain."
Despite the title's provocatively moist sound, the play's description comes off as nothing but dry... the tale of two Chicago Cops having to put their BFF-ship to the test when traipsing through a poor section o da ciddy (Yeah, like that ever happens in Chicago... hyeah!).
This reporter doubts you'll get any hot mutant attacks, pussy stroking fat men with eastern European accents triggering lasers higgledy-piggledy, or other explosive world-dominating entertainment. And there's not likely to be much product placement, either... Also, for you *lovers* of the theater (you know who I mean), Since there's not even g-rated bare-chested beekcakery (see above) there's sure as Sodom not going to be any kind of guy-guy gymnastics that has made American thee-ah-tar the high art it is today!
Nonetheless, it's liable to be a show Broadway can proffer to the blue-hairs in exchange for some bucks, if for nothing than to have James Bond and Wolverine get all clenched and emotional while in uniform. YJ would see it, and if YJ would see it, so you know you have to would see it, too....
You heard it here first! And first is better than best!Nonetheless, it's liable to be a show Broadway can proffer to the blue-hairs in exchange for some bucks, if for nothing than to have James Bond and Wolverine get all clenched and emotional while in uniform. YJ would see it, and if YJ would see it, so you know you have to would see it, too....
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