Talented Young Actor to Star in *Excrutiatingly Fresh* Hitchcock Adaptation

Relative unknown Dodge Handtruck has signed a six-figure deal to star in a "youthful adaptation" of Hichcock's Strangers on a Train, retitled Infants in a Pram. Director David Lynch - strong contender to helm the film - has been rumored saying all over Hollywood that this kid will be "The new Dennis Hopper... Newer than Hopper ever was! A Dennis-the-Menace Hopper!!!!"

Handtruck began his career as an E*Trade Baby understudy, but really cut his teeth, literally, on the stage. YJD offers an exclusive clip from his Pram audition tape: A scene from that famously tense kitchen drama Mommy's Nose is Scary!, by Emerson. "We looked at the tape, and just really admired his range," said an undisclosed casting source.

No release date, or feeding-schedule, for the film has yet been set.