Overnight Edition! Vatican Hopes Simplified Ethics Chart Will Align More to Catholicism

"Simon Pegg is FTW with today's more Gen-X Paladin,"offered Pope Benedict XVI (via an unidentified young translator) on one of the chart's inspirations, while citing, with a Machiavellian chuckle, that the "skeevy-looking center dude" is a definite "Druid killer." 

But not all Vatican sources approve of the new liturgical offering, nicknamed the "Tic-Tac-Toe-The-Line" board, claiming that it's dangerously prone to personal interpretation. "Vader is fine, of course," an unnamed Cardinal chirped. "The Holy Father... well, it's his favorite character out of the whole saga. But Alex Delarge in lower right? That could work in Satan's favor. I mean Jesus Christ, have you ever seen A Clockwork Orange? Alex is real horrorshow!"