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| "These two men have not been seen in the same place together...ever!" claims Wikisnitch spokesperson. |
It seems that tall and talented actor Will Smith learned more from his Six Degrees of Separation role than he realized. Controversial media tell-all site Wikisnitch has unearthed documentation which proves conclusively that Smith has been playing the part of President Barack Obama since the 2008 Presidential Elections; Obama, in fact, is still working as an Illinois Senator, and claims to know nothing of the charade being played on American voters. Smith tearfully admitted at a press conference this morning that he meant no harm, but was trying to really understand the plight of being the leader of the world's greatest nation for his star turn in an upcoming Spike Lee movie, Our African American President. Smith denied that would pretend run for a second term, citing future film commitments.
Birther advocates all over America, while truculently "pleased" that Smith could prove his American citizenship; claimed to have issues over some other unresolved discrepancies (of which, defrauding the American public, curiously, wasn't one of them).
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