"Technology can't replace God": opines Emperor Pope-atine

"Man will pay the price... if he believes technology can give him the powers of God," says the palm-pimping Roman Catholic pontiff during the pre-Easter game this Friday.

To which Apple anti-pope Steve Jobs is rumored to have asked:
"Is that 'the' God, or 'a' god?"

The Pope, answering an e-mail, declined comment.

Apparently it's better to reign in Cupertino, than serve in Heaven -- YJ