FLASH! Passion star James Caviezel suffered minor injuries today when his motorcycle collided with a bicycle in Washington State...
Collide may not be the right word... or it may be more accurate to say that it was the bicycle in question that collided with Caviezel's motorcycle...
In fact, it would be even more accurate to say that the bicycle collided with Passion star James Caviezel's motorcycle because the bicycle's owner threw it into path of the Caviezel-topped chopper (after gesturing wildly -- uttering things to the effect of effect of "the Nazzarene", "Jaded Mandarin," "excellent day for an exorcism" or something to that effect.)
Reports indicate the strange bicycle rider is going to be charged with reckless endangerment... charges of apostasy and threatening the welfare of a hunky Messianic stand-in are still pending...
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