Thursday, April 7, 2011

Lay-Z Oscar Scoop! Harry Met Sally 2: Hot Ticket Gonna Leave You Hungry For More


Lay-Z talking yo; 

This is a no-brains, Oscar-gold-supernatching, assbanditing-the-trompatition, million-and-ten percent WINNER, you hear! It's an R. Reiner Joint with that Brit Octomamacougarbutstilldue-a-bull DAYum H.Mirren and some dude B. Crystal. So hear it, this epic has got it ALL: Romance for you ladies, the chuckles, and it gets weepy. There's some violence, so it's not exactly kid-friendly, but it's as red-blooded a Hollywood U.S.A. type-film as they come, and it's got BITE! (heh heh, he said...)

And bonus: It's got "lemme-bend-ya-ear-off-ya-face" boxing buh'maniac Mikey Tyson, gettin all Muthafuckinsnakesonamutha... you got it, only it ain't snakes... 

And no, ain't gonna say what it is - but you ain't gonna wanna 'have what she's having,' yo!

I think this strip runs like two hours, right; cost like, 500 million, something? But it's coming out in summer, that's a fact. So get your votes on, old people, cause this film's gotta ROCK that Academy! ROCK it like a some kinda crazy MTFKN, grannie-gramps slammin'... 

Chair, I dunno...?

Anyways. Out.

_Z

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